Kourtney Kardashian the next Pippa? A new low for E!

Okay so I was minding my own business surfing the internet, when I saw a link that said "Kourtney Kardashian the New Pippa Middleton, compliments of E! Excuse while I go laugh..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Okay I'm back now. Last night I had a "royal" night, I watched "Wild About Harry", "Crazy about Pippa" and "Prince William and Kate: Baby Watch?" on TLC. It was lovely. I sat in front of my TV just loving every minute of it. A breath of fresh air. And then I get on the Internet and see this insult. I'm a lady so I won't say anything bad, but really that's straight blasphemy why in the world would you put trash with class? You might as well put oil in your cereal, they just don't go. Just like geographically Pippa and Kourtney are apart, so are they socially, fashionably, and other lys. I just don't understand why E! won't officially become K! for Kardashians or what I like to call them "Whoredashians." I mean you might as well say that Madonna is the next Princess Diana, (sorry Di, I hope you're not spinning in your grave). Pippa, right now is minding her own business, WORKING two jobs for her family, and staying classy in the process, loving the attention but not whoring herself for it. And then you have the immoral plastic sister, whoring herself, her baby, and deadbeat boyfriend/baby daddy on TV just like her other fake plastic, too much botox, fat injections but says no she didn't have surgery on her booty, sisters. It's pretty disgusting and vile, when, your sister has a sex tape (and from what I hear an extremely dirty raunchy sex tape at that, people have said Ray-J peed on her! Really? Come on!). Cries about it on national television, whores herself out, in the most raunchy and disgusting way, denies ANY surgery although RADICALLY looking different from when she first appeared, and is the most vein, stuck up debauchery for a woman this side has ever seen. The saddest part is that she's proud of it, she may not say it but her actions prove how proud of that sex tape she is, and I wouldn't put it past her if that was totally planned.

To compare the two is like saying Britney Spears is the new Celine Dion, it's just blasphemy no matter how you spin it. Collectively, the Whoredashians look just like that, whores, and they have the nerve to pick on women who don't "sex up" their pregnancy for every day wear? This coming from the ever so lovely Khole. I mean really? Has it ever occured that maybe, now here's a thought, just maybe, all women don't want to wear a skirt and call it a dress while carrying a growing human inside their belly and hooker heels with bad makeup? Did it ever occur to you that maybe they are dressing for comfort, for themselves, and that they are ladies? That wouldn't hit her like a brick in the head would because all she sees is trash, it's too bad the whole family is.

Sexy isn't about stripping and wearing tight revealing clothing showing off EVERYTHING it's....it's better to show you then explain it.

There's a right way and wrong way to do things, and above, is sexy done naturally of course, but the right way, the wrong way is forcing something that you're not born with and trying too hard.

And the lovely Pippa ever so grounded was quoted saying to a friend "I know this all just a flash in the pan, and it'll be over." Wow. Spoken, like a level-headed classy lady who knows what time it is. I'm glad she has a watch. Pippa is her sister's best friend, keeper of everything she does, which is what sisterhood is all about. Somehow I don't get that same chumy feeling from the Whoredashians who are CONSTANTLY competing each other for the spotlight and cussing each other out calling each other names.

The Middletons, great name seeing how they were middle-class, lol, but back to the point, know when and how to keep the trash out. Their cousin, Katrina Darling, is a burlesque dancer nothing wrong with that if you're not related to a cousin who is married to a royal, but then there's that issue of stripping, which is what she does, didn't get an invite to the wedding. I mean if you saw how bad her makeup was on the "Crazy About Pippa" special, you wouldn't either. Which means that opposite for the Whoredashian wedding, any and all crazies will be there, and trash and debauchery involved. I hope to God in Heaven that chick isn't wearing white, but something tells me my fears will soon be realized, which is a shame, considering the 7foot size of Pau Gasol, list of men she's been with.

Bottom line (pun intended for Pippa :-)) Pippa doesn't even win this because there is no competition and even if there was, she owns it hands down. She has dignity, class, elegance, and is a smart cookie. But I guess I shouldn't be so hard on Kourtney I mean it's true what they say "money can't buy class."

*most of the commenters agree with me:-)

http://www.eonline.com/news/kourtney_kardashian_new_pippa_middleton/257184